Post Match Analysis- 2

(Reporter:Abdul Moiz)


Another match day ended and with some laziness we are back to give you the best review you would ever get.We are better than the Jamie Redknapp's and Shebby Singh of this world so if you can hear their crap out why cant you read what we have to write?
The second matchday again gave the teams a lesson of not trusting the banker.Take note,Vacas Areph!Most of the teams paid a heavy price while some experienced enough not to trust the good old Akki got the benefit.It was a story of "what if's" for the losing teams while a case of a lot of "phews" for the victors.The gameweek's results have a rhythm about them and consist of a lot of 2's and 1's.

Raided by Evolution?
Goonraiders 1-2 Evolutionary Gunners

This game involves the two teams which are so apart from each other that you will have to cramp your neck in order to see them in one look(well if your neck muscles are weak that is to say!).This game was hyped up from both sides as one was trying to prove that their excuse regarding showing respect to the old citizens was correct and they would be merciless against the team of a certain mercenary! while there was a chance of proving how good E.G can be after getting the title of mediocre at best by the brave Ade lover!

Well the match was played in good spirits with both the teams level till half time but the timely intervention of the "joker" did the trick for E.G and they got a crucial away victory.This defeat should be a good wake up call for the Goonraiders as their silly excuses will get them as far as the bottom of the table while E.G need to get their new signing motivated enough unlike the "Beyonce lover" if they are to mount a challenge for....... a 5th place finish!

Looted at home by the Pirates!
The Arsenalists 1-2 Pirates of the Emirates

Now lets move on to the game which was struck by a controversy even before the kick off.As if shame of losing to their rivals wasnt enough,PoE were proved of doing something only SAF could have thought of and now being compared to him,makes it all the more humiliating.

Well the new signing might have won applause in front of the team mates but we here at the analysis centre feel like some part of the conversation was hidden by the senior states man as the high flying Arsenalist came back to the Holy Earth with a big thud after being looted at home by the Pirates!AdDy you can remove the mask now or do you now dont want us to see that evil grin giving the impression that your deal worked wonders?

Gunned down by a P.C?
Cesc Pistols 1-2 Oursenal P.C

Cesc Pistols who somehow didnt lose on the first match day still have their dreams of remaining unbeaten alive as in their dictionary remaining unbeaten involves getting defeated once.Oursenal somehow managed to score two goals in succession to get a fine victory after a first match day loss but I feel they should not lose hope and replicate the performances of the first gameweek if they want to keep the tradition going.I have got nothing else to say about CP as the pistols can only fire smoke it seems for the whole of the season if recent performances are to be seen.

The Groovers win the race against the Runners!
Groovers of the Groove 2-1 Gunrunners

I believe that lady luck can only do its charm until a certain time and my belief is being proved correct by the team itself.Its their second lost in a row and I dont see them winning much if they cant win against a team which gave them seemingly the home advantage.Gog can be termed lucky as their captain did try his best to bring down the new signing Sairam in the last moments of the game but Sairam himself refused to get fouled claiming that he would not get bullied even if he is new to the game.

Well one can only hope that the DVD which was promised by Eric would have at least something positive for the Gunrunners to point out!



Wengaboys could not finish the cornflakes!
Wengaboyz 2-2 Conflagooners

The most interesting match of the week came from the LOS[Lane of shit stadium] where Wengaboys could not take advantage of the absence of master passer "Naboue".Conflagooners have a depleted squad it seems with players arriving at the ground only after the match is finished.However kudos to Conflagooners who got away with a draw against the kitty's men.

This game showed that Wengaboys might just be a force to reckon with but Spuds give the same impression right now but we all know where they will be at the end of the season.Another reason for a below average performance by Conflgooners might have been the fact they became over joyed and celebrated a little too much after their derby win..They need to come back on track now if they dont want to see the Pirates holding the crown at the end of the season


In the end having a look at the table,I have to give it to GR and GR for letting other teams not get in the relegation zone while EG need to watch out their backs!

This is Abdul Moiz signing off from the analsis centre with a nighty night written all over his face.