Post Match Analysis- 3

[By Abdul Moiz]

It was a massive week in the Predictor League and I must say we have taken our time to analyze it too.There were many shockers as Relegation'favorites' Gunners gunned down Oursenal while Conflagooners thought to be merciful towards the team which had been so devoted to the game that they had even revealed how they had practiced..Goonraiders did what their young wonder-kid was saying since match day 1 and that was to win a game.PoE and Gog settled for a draw as ex-Gog man did not want to get one over his previous team mate.Arsenalists showed that they are on their way towards becoming the “draw specialists”.


Groovers have little lottery at looters’ ship
Pirates of the Emirates 4 --4 Groovers of the Groove

The match was very much anticipated and it was time to reignite old rivalries or shall we say old friendships?Vinay who in a sensational move two seasons ago signed a lucrative one million Zimbabwean dollar deal with the pirates had to once again go through the pain of playing against a club which made him the player he is.The previous meetings suggested the game was a must watch and it didn’t disappoint.
Captain Paul had found it tough after having a season to remember about an year ago as the ones who ended up relegated last season put in a very good performance.It must be said that Vinay did try his best to make Gog oops PoE win the game but nothing was fruitful.A good last minute strike from Rohan was canceled out by a “mistake” by Vinay.Vinay has not had the best of times after his move and has remained on the sidelines for sometime now.AdDy was left fuming after the game while Paul was seen hugging Vinay a little more tightly!Both the teams look good bets to finish in the top4 this season though Gog have no reputable name to look up to if Paul gets injured.Anyways Vinay might just make himself available if …… ……………..!


Oursenal gunned down by road runners
Oursenal PC 1--Gunrunners 4

In all our previous analysis we have always pointed out that Oursenal seem to be following the same pattern followed by Gog last season.It seems that teams celebrate a bit too much after winning the league and in the case of Oursenal they won the European Cup too so it would certainly make things worse.Oursenal were disgraceful against the side of the ladies as Gunrunners had a field day against Rubin and co.Aditya gave a good start to Oursenal but as the home supporters started cheering for the lady on the opposite team,it appeared that Oursenal players joined in the crowd too as star striker Abhilasha Dafria struck two awesome vollies which incidentally struck the people in the stand.The goals however came from enthusiastic signing Sairam and the returning captain Eric to win Gunrunners their match of the championship.

Now GR can easily pack their bags and sleep while playing the DVD which was released soon after the game though as hard as it seems they would have to make a new one as the scoreline dispute even after Abhilasha tried everything she could to get it in her favor went Oursenal’s way and it ended 1-4 not 0-4.GR were appealing for the goal of Aditya to be disallowed saying he had romped over Sairam before striking the goal but the goal was never in doubt as Aditya had not even come close to Sairam let alone touch him before scoring the goal.

Cornflakes get eaten and eaten badly by firing Pistols
Conflagooners 0--3 Cesc Pistols


This had to come.Seeing the scoreline you might analyze that Cesc Pistols were too good but in reality the Cons never appeared on the field and even with that advantage and having an empty goal in front of them,CP scored only three goals and no doubt they were missing sitters and were getting offside(with no last man) when their captain idolizes the "God" of missing sitters and the creater of the term “offside”.The team captain of CP might say that the Cons didn’t appear due to the fear of Pistols firing bullets at them but the case just might be that the shit that those guns fire would have been too much for the Cons who for this reason might have thought it better to not appear at all rather than to play with shit lying around them.

It still raises questions about the character of the Cons player and their desire to win the league this season.This matchday gives indications which the Cons players would not like one bit.Controversial signing Marek started the game too even without having the work permit to play but did well in his position of goal keeper with Fakher trying his best to score an own goal.


The boys raided at home by the Goonraiders
Wengaboyz 3 -5 Goonraiders

It seems that there is a new rivalry building between these two clubs and it was evident before the kick off.Defensive midfielder Moiz and the ill captain Saumeet had quite a conversation before the match and it was a no brainer that the match would be fierce atleast and it was the case too.Goonraiders announced the signing of the season by capturing the Patrick Viera of the league aka Vacas Areph,though he did not start the match but his appearance on the bench was enough for Mitul to pass the ball into his own net only after a minute’s play.Wengaboys tried to be a little too careful in their approach by trying to seize the moment and striking the killer blow but it seems that the killer blow was struck against them and not by them as Moiz and Chinmay sealed the game by two 50 yard strikes which Kunal permitted to go into the net saying they were out of range to be caught.
It was a match of youthful exuberance versus the witty and clever minds and now we all know who came out on top.


One point evolution each for the table toppers
Arsenalists 5--Evolutionary Gunners 5


In a game of the table toppers,there was no point in asking what the result would be but the match itself was not boring at all.With regular goals being struck the game was a joy to behold.Arsenalists in a sensational move before the match told reporters that old signing Akshay had a role as good as Teddy Sheringham had in whichever club he is playing now.Nirvana started the game too but would be disappointed to see that none of the results go his way.

Arsenalists have always remained a strong team but after a terrific stop they have found bumps in a straight road.The match started with Felipe in the stands noticeably in an "I love old people" t-shirt.Arsenalists have found teams to be respectable to them but this time around they found no respect from their ex-striker Fazal as he struck a hat trick for the club he has found love for.Felipe was in tears after the match and signed up for them in order to let other teams win the game and show his sportsmanship.If EG keep this up they soon might taunt CP with something too.Arsenalists are showing that the old people at least would not let teams win if they cant win too.EG it seems have gone through a period of evolution and are now looking down upon their rivals CP.

If we have a look at the table, Oursenal it certainly seems are taking a leaf out of the book of Gog while Goonraiders and Gunrunners can now see the silver lining deeming the first two match days to be the darkest hours before dawn.EG and Arsenalists sit on top with AdDy and other pirates watching them with stealthy eyes.CP now it seems are mediocre which they once so famously tagged their fierce rivals with.With only three matchdays gone it is evident that this Predictor League would be one to remember.
Au revoir till then.
This is Abdul Moiz saying good bye to all who read this